Saturday, December 13, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

Tragedy at the Museum

Havoc was unleashed when a captive tyrannosaur broke free of it's cage, Sunday. Unfortunately some museum guests were injured in the chaos.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Friday, October 24, 2008

What's in the pan, Meatball?

If you guessed, "mac&cheese slivers wrapped in salame and ham," then you were right!

Friday, October 10, 2008

aH-HAHAHAHAHAhaHahaHAAHAHAAZAHHASDFGHSDF! YAY!

Breaking News 8:21 PM ET:

Panel Finds Palin Abused Power in Firing of Public Safety Commissioner, A.P. Reports

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Friday, June 27, 2008

Giant Hole-in-the-Ground Zero


If you can see past the glare in the window, this is Ground Zero from the 40th floor of WTC 7.

Tiger Ass


If you look closely, you can see the ass of a white Bengal tiger, about dead center. You may also notice matching pants of the handler stage right.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Multimedia message

Yo, check out this hot, Bramble action! Tho' if the berries are mul-, am I drinking a Mumble?

Sunday, May 18, 2008

New Favorite Beverage

video

If Butternuts Beer & Ale wants a jingle, I can be paid in beer. And money.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Nerdgasm Addict

I've been working on a commercial with some real celebrities (finally!) and I was able to get a couple of snaps of me on set. It was very exciting. If you could pan this photo back, you'd see about two dozen adult men anxiously waiting for their turn with their cameras.














And while it was great to hob-nob with some 'droids, it was a pleasure to meet George S. Irving, who not only was in the original Broadway production of Oklahoma! . . .














. . . but he was also the voice of one of my favorite animated characters of all time.






















Yes, George S. Irving was the voice of the albino Al Sharpton in My Funny MLK Day. No, no, no. He was the one and only, Heatmiser.