What's in the pan, Meatball?

If you guessed, "mac&cheese slivers wrapped in salame and ham," then you were right!

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Breaking News 8:21 PM ET:

Panel Finds Palin Abused Power in Firing of Public Safety Commissioner, A.P. Reports

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Giant Hole-in-the-Ground Zero

If you can see past the glare in the window, this is Ground Zero from the 40th floor of WTC 7.

Tiger Ass

If you look closely, you can see the ass of a white Bengal tiger, about dead center. You may also notice matching pants of the handler stage right.

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Yo, check out this hot, Bramble action! Tho' if the berries are mul-, am I drinking a Mumble?

New Favorite Beverage

If Butternuts Beer & Ale wants a jingle, I can be paid in beer. And money.