Best New Favoritest Carol for the Holidays

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Tragedy at the Museum

Havoc was unleashed when a captive tyrannosaur broke free of it's cage, Sunday. Unfortunately some museum guests were injured in the chaos.

How About These Apples?

What's in the pan, Meatball?

If you guessed, "mac&cheese slivers wrapped in salame and ham," then you were right!

aH-HAHAHAHAHAhaHahaHAAHAHAAZAHHASDFGHSDF! YAY!

Breaking News 8:21 PM ET:

Panel Finds Palin Abused Power in Firing of Public Safety Commissioner, A.P. Reports

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Giant Hole-in-the-Ground Zero

If you can see past the glare in the window, this is Ground Zero from the 40th floor of WTC 7.

Tiger Ass

If you look closely, you can see the ass of a white Bengal tiger, about dead center. You may also notice matching pants of the handler stage right.

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Yo, check out this hot, Bramble action! Tho' if the berries are mul-, am I drinking a Mumble?

New Favorite Beverage

If Butternuts Beer & Ale wants a jingle, I can be paid in beer. And money.

Nerdgasm Addict

I've been working on a commercial with some real celebrities (finally!) and I was able to get a couple of snaps of me on set. It was very exciting. If you could pan this photo back, you'd see about two dozen adult men anxiously waiting for their turn with their cameras.














And while it was great to hob-nob with some 'droids, it was a pleasure to meet George S. Irving, who not only was in the original Broadway production of Oklahoma! . . .














. . . but he was also the voice of one of my favorite animated characters of all time.






















Yes, George S. Irving was the voice of the albino Al Sharpton in My Funny MLK Day. No, no, no. He was the one and only, Heatmiser.